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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Suggested Campaign Bumper Sticker: Me So Horny

Former Alachua County GOP Chair Travis Horn has officially joined the race to fill outgoing state Sen. Rod Smith's seat. I doubt he has much of a chance, considering that many in the local GOP don't like him, and recently replaced him as chair.

I know where they are coming from. I've written about this knucklehead here, here, here and here.

Of course, his website's front page displays his picture of an American flag and has what appears to be an American soldier drinking from a canteen. I say "of course" because it would be more surprising for a Republican political candidate to NOT drape himself in the flag. It makes such a good cover for all of the evil deeds that the party really stands for – endless war to support corporate profits, torture, killing babies, running massive deficits so we can make the really rich even richer, preventing Americans from getting health care, opposing free speech, helping polluters foul our air and drinking water, forcing Christianity down out throats, and on and on and on.

But at least gay people won't be able to have real weddings. That's what really matters.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colin,

I wish you had a wider forum so more people in Alachua county would know just how nuts people like you and your fellow liberals are.

What a hoot to read the ranting of such a tortured mind.

Perhaps when you feel like you can no longer take so much "Christianity" being shoved down your throat and have nowhere to turn you'll strap a bomb on and give us all a real big show down at some local congregation of vicious, murdering, hateful narrowminded Christers.

3:27 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey knucklehead,

If you're going to reference links in your own blog at least make sure they're still available.

3:33 PM

 
Blogger Colin Whitworth said...

Good point. It's fixed now.

8:25 PM

 

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