There's a Difference?

A protester arrested outside of Terri Schiavo's hospice today -- the 48th such person arrested there since her feeding tube was removed. -- shouted at police: “You don’t know God from Godzilla!”

Note to unbelievers: there is a difference, as demonstrated by the theology/giant lizard experts at Maxim magazine, which compared the strengths of the two fictional creatures in a 1998 article.

Note to believers: God won the head-to-head match-up.